PS. Sorry @dielan, a few Cacos got the business. With love, of course!
Alright, I'm done with the weekend. With that, I leave you all with an Andy Kaufman bit on from Johnny Carson's Tonight Show from 1977 where he is impersonating Elvis Presley.
Cleaned the duck out of the carpets. My back says fuck off... but hot damn does the house look great!
Had a quote for cleaning 4 bedrooms and a basement plus 2 sets of stairs. All in all, about 1500sqft. I was expecting less than the $500 quote I received. Bought a carpet cleaner for $400. Paid myself $100 bucks to do it and will make $500 every time I do it going forward.
At least that is how I feel about it😂🤣
Alright, was a complete success!
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i made a comic called old souls and one day i will let you read it
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My health is pretty good. I'm pretty active. I had a large panel of bloodwork done at the beginning of this process and it all comes back great with the exception of my triglycerides being higher than I like. These should be pretty easy to correct by simply being a lil bit more active and cleaning up some eating habits.
Regardless, I'll be happy to see my numbers fall into spec and hope that my heart check comes back solid. Follow up appointment is in 6 months.
My mom who isn't in her best health had her first heart attack at 37 😬
I decided that I should go get my heart checked out to make sure it's doing what it should be doing. Today I've got some scan or another planned and decided to look at the instructions for the visit:
Step 1. Don't drink coffee 24 hours before the appointment.
Well shit. Called them up and asked if I need to reschedule and they said no it's dine, just don't drink more. 😆
Good news for the day, we’ve unearthed a 7 foot triceratops skull named shady.
I think sometime ago I joked about an olive oil post you made. Something goofy on illegal trade and all that. Stumbled on this, they got my oh so trusted avocado oil wrapped up in some bullshit! 🥑💀