Magnifique M. Miaou @Clifford@social.garwood.io

Every Friday, they test the tornado sirens at 11am. I like to think it’s because Godzilla is on the loose.

Hot take of the day…Shin Godzilla is the best, don’t @ me.

NEWS FLASH!

If you need to read an article about signs you are heading for a divorce, you are heading for a divorce...

Go give your spouse a hug. Tell them you love them and thank them for something they did recently. Then smack that ass and growl at them with a wink 😉

Hot sale at goodwill!

Source: https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/n40gs9/oh_goodwill_just_no/

Wife surprised me with some sweet coffee. Not sure how good it is, but it smells awesome and the art work speaks to my blackened heart 🥰 The paradise pie bag was a freebie. But yeah, #cofe ☕️

A legend dies...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9524553/Juan-Joya-Borja-worldwide-fame-Spanish-Laughing-Guy-meme-dies-aged-65.html

For real though...

Alright, critic score is garbage and audience score is a little higher than I'd put it. But none the less, it was good. Watched in VR with friend last night on Bigscreen. We should have a fedi movie date night. 😻

Didn’t you know the FBI send email via gmail. 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️🕵️

Goodbye fedi. I’m rich, biatch!

I mean, look...it has awards alright.

#Steam does a great job recommending games to me. Homeless simulator and now this, a game about tax evasion and tearing down a corrupt government. 😎

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, for the curious:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1205450/Turnip_Boy_Commits_Tax_Evasion/

One of my favorite NES games of all time is The Adventures of Dino Riki. I wanna see someone beat the first level without taking any damage. Stream it. Let's see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfdUYObUpuk

What in the actual hell is this?

Oh, hello spring.

I'd have expected more stars than this 🤔

I’ll just leave this right here...

The almond on my milk is...veiny. My nut milk is...veiny. 🤔

Man, iOS keyboard suggestions on my mastodon notifications page is off the charts. My friends are the best!

Welp, I guess it’s official. Old as fuck. Basically dead at this point. 👴

#goals

Looks like your homeless character can join a Satanic cult!