Every Friday, they test the tornado sirens at 11am. I like to think it’s because Godzilla is on the loose.

Hot take of the day…Shin Godzilla is the best, don’t @ me.


If you need to read an article about signs you are heading for a divorce, you are heading for a divorce...

Go give your spouse a hug. Tell them you love them and thank them for something they did recently. Then smack that ass and growl at them with a wink 😉

Wife surprised me with some sweet coffee. Not sure how good it is, but it smells awesome and the art work speaks to my blackened heart 🥰 The paradise pie bag was a freebie. But yeah, ☕️

Alright, critic score is garbage and audience score is a little higher than I'd put it. But none the less, it was good. Watched in VR with friend last night on Bigscreen. We should have a fedi movie date night. 😻

Didn’t you know the FBI send email via gmail. 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️🕵️

Goodbye fedi. I’m rich, biatch!

does a great job recommending games to me. Homeless simulator and now this, a game about tax evasion and tearing down a corrupt government. 😎

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, for the curious:


One of my favorite NES games of all time is The Adventures of Dino Riki. I wanna see someone beat the first level without taking any damage. Stream it. Let's see it.


Man, iOS keyboard suggestions on my mastodon notifications page is off the charts. My friends are the best!

Welp, I guess it’s official. Old as fuck. Basically dead at this point. 👴

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