Every Friday, they test the tornado sirens at 11am. I like to think it’s because Godzilla is on the loose.

Hot take of the day…Shin Godzilla is the best, don’t @ me.

NEWS FLASH!

If you need to read an article about signs you are heading for a divorce, you are heading for a divorce...

Go give your spouse a hug. Tell them you love them and thank them for something they did recently. Then smack that ass and growl at them with a wink 😉

Wife surprised me with some sweet coffee. Not sure how good it is, but it smells awesome and the art work speaks to my blackened heart 🥰 The paradise pie bag was a freebie. But yeah, ☕️

Alright, critic score is garbage and audience score is a little higher than I'd put it. But none the less, it was good. Watched in VR with friend last night on Bigscreen. We should have a fedi movie date night. 😻

Didn’t you know the FBI send email via gmail. 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♀️🕵️

Goodbye fedi. I’m rich, biatch!

does a great job recommending games to me. Homeless simulator and now this, a game about tax evasion and tearing down a corrupt government. 😎

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion, for the curious:

store.steampowered.com/app/120

One of my favorite NES games of all time is The Adventures of Dino Riki. I wanna see someone beat the first level without taking any damage. Stream it. Let's see it.

youtube.com/watch?v=VfdUYObUpu

Man, iOS keyboard suggestions on my mastodon notifications page is off the charts. My friends are the best!

Welp, I guess it’s official. Old as fuck. Basically dead at this point. 👴

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