Magnifique M. Miaou @Clifford@social.garwood.io

This is why I married my wife. I share this comic with her and her response:

“I wonder how far it would go, my butt is bigger than hers”

I won the lottery with her🥰

The real hero here is that #cat running into the danger zone as this mere mortal runs into the house for cover. Be brave my feline friend.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/oh-god-woman-startled-lightning-085120077.html

Why yes, I did bake a huge peanut butter cookie in my cast iron skillet.

#castiron #baking

Fedi #PSA:

Shark week starts tonight at 9pm eastern.

That is all. Carry on.

Alright, this is THE weirdest Disney princess I have ever seen...

https://youtu.be/ifCmvLNQl3s

You know what I really miss? Late night episodes of the Japanese Iron Chef. I gotta track down all the episodes of this show.

I don’t know how we have come so far but but not far enough.

https://www.reddit.com/r/stopdropandroll

Friday evening naps are the best. Now I’ll be able to stay up late doing dumb things. 👨🏻‍🦳

So look, Ubisoft...fuck you and the tire fire Ghost Recon Breakpoint. You’ll be lucky if I ever buy another in the franchise. This was such a big disappointment.

My #hottake for the day:

The BEST #kmfdm album is #xtort. Best song on the Album is Dogma.

❤️ We don't run Washington and no one really does
Ask not what you can do for your country
Ask what your country did to you ❤️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjVd9_wNur0

This is probably one of my favorite features of #mastodon. I love being able to create columns for topics of interest.

Does #pleroma do something like this?